Dear Army,

I was already really sad that you are making my hubby go to a training when we have rented a beach house for the long Labor Day weekend. We spent our $ on a vacation that we cannot even go on as a family now. If that wasn't bad enough, now you are making me wake the kids at 4 am so we can deliver him to you. Sometimes you really stink. Maybe our next vacation will not be ruined by you. You better at least take good care of him while he is gone! Good night, since I have to wake up so early.
Crankypants of the night,
Ashley